A Hot Ass Mess

Lil Kim showed up to the Sex and The City: The Movie premiere in New York the other night with her clown makeup on looking like the doll from Saw:




But why?

More Smut Bucket Coming Your Way

I wasn't plan on posting this being that I had an ounce of hope for her after watching Charm School, but just like the Dean said (I forgot his name)... "You can put as much lipstick on a pig as you want, that doesn't make her a lady" SMH... Charm School couldn't fix this! Shorty has a sex tape out *sigh*

For the record... it is definitely Buckeey in that tape!! From when it starts you can tell it's her. I'm not sure if the person in the tape leaked it to embarrass her, if Bootz got a hold on it or if Buckeey her self released it to extend her 15 minutes

Is This Dude STILL Getting Play?

I stumbled upon these pics and I couldn't pass them up! Ray-J and Lil' Kim has been caught canoodling around town:





One question: Is this dude still getting play? His pipe game must be something serious (and yes I saw the tape) SM[damn]H

But Why?

Trina is launching her new clothing line Pink Diamond Couture this season. Here's the press release:

Her high quality jeans are emblazoned with her signature logo on the back pockets. Imagine jeans with details such as leather, python and crystals. To add a personal touch to her line the collection comes with a Tattoo that is uniquely Trina’s very own. No detail is overlooked in the fabric, as well as design. The fit and styling are a sexy new look
in the wonderful world of fashion. “I have always imagined a clothing line that was high quality that I could offer to my fans. I spent a lot of time creating handpicked details that are fresh, unique and one of a kind. The best part they look really expensive but are reasonable priced.”

The press release, like the clothes, sounds cheap as hell. I'm not copping it and you better not either! If i see any one in Pink Diamond Couture I AM CUTTING YOUR ASS!!

Damn Rocsi!

50 Cent is beefing with another female. This time it's our favorite- well not favorite- 106 & park host Rocsi. I guess Fiddy just caught wind, and peeped the video of Rocsi calling his album garbage a whie back. According to 50, Rocsi is mad because he ain't invite her to his amusement park. He says she has had sex with 4 guys he knows in the industry, all of whom have been to 106 and he did not want to have sexual relations with shorty.

Damn Rocsi! I met her and I actually think she is a pretty sweet girl, very respectful too but I guess when you "know" you just "know".

I wonder whats gonna happen the next time he stop's by 106... perhaps a celebrity co-host replacing her? We'll see

Peep the video of Rocsi calling his album garbage:


*sigh* so much drama so little time

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The hottest chic in the (video) game has landed a KING cover. Dollicia Bryan, who has been romantically linked to Bow Wow and Jamie Foxx is on the July issue of KING. I ain't gay, but this chic is bad!


In other Men's Magazine news, Flavor Of Love cast-off Shay "Buckeey" Johnson is on the pages of Smooth sharing her goods with every black man that likes to beat his meat:






Seriously, after watching Charm School and seeing how Mo'Nique was putting a foot in that ass, I really thought "damn, this chic isn't so bad after all" but I guess when the lights go out in reality T.V. world, the checks gotta keep coming somehow.


The sad part about all of this is that these are the same covers the "Queen of Miami" Trina be on. KING, Black Men, Smooth... all these men's magazine's that video chic's and ex-reality T.V. stars be on. What ever happened to the REAL magazines?? Damn Trina.... magazine's like this are desgined to give the girl an extra push-- the push you had when the ink dried on your contract and your video's started getting love on 106 & Park!

What Is This World Coming To?

The ladies of MTV's The Hill (Lauren, Whitney, Audrina and Heidi) is covering the current Rolling Stone's issue. Is this for real? I love the show don't get me wrong but I feel reality TV stars and socialites don't belong on the same cover as Jay-Z, Beyonce, Alicia Keys and Rihanna grace. Like what is the world coming to? SMH.... OMG.... WTF.... all these emotions and so little time

Eva Got A New Gig

Top model Diva, Eva Marcelle, got a new gig:





Modeling lace front wigs. So is this what you do when the Cover Girl contract expires without any chance of a renewal?

I'm just waiting for Jaslene to become a Fanta girl any do now.....

U Got Knocked The F**k Out!!

So it looks like the Diebo of Hollyhood- Suge Knight- got knocked flat on his back at a club in L.A. at Shag nightclub over the weekend:

Who's this in the pink and blue thong?








SMH-- hard!! Shady after math indeed!!

Voice Lessons Pay Off

Our favorite fashionista, Rihanna, definitely has been taking advantage of the voice lessons she is now deep in and so desperately needed.

Check her out before the deal

*clearing throat*

Word Columbia?

Columbia seems to be dropping artists from left to right. First Omarion got the boot and now Amerie has left the building. She left the label after it just never seemed to be working out. They didn't do her right on that last album I'll say that! It got a European release but never came out in the states. She is know talking to L.A. Reid over at Def Jam, hopefully that works out and maybe she could put O on. DAMN. I'm just waiting for the official word on Ms. Kelly because I KNOW it's coming. Don't fret my dear.... Music World Music is here!

RihRih Don't Love The Little People?

Rihanna left her visit from a private school and seemed to ignore her fans in the public school across the street seems like Rihanna is becoming one of those programmed industry folks SMH, thought she was better than that... I thought she was "rebelling" against what the industry was trying to turn her into.

Whitney Says: "No!"

Looks like Whitney and Bobby are still at it like Rabbits. Bobby wants to release the "Being Bobby Brown" series on DVD and Whitney is putting her foot down and saying "Hell No". Whit says it made her look like a crazy crack head... got that right. To that Bobby says:
“Whitney blames the show for ruining her career and she won’t sign off on the contract to release the DVD,” Brown tells In Touch magazine. “There’s a lot of money to be made, but, because she won’t cooperate, we’ll never see it. I have a serious problem with that because it affects my income.”

Bobby seems to be getting super desperate these days. He was always desperate and disgusting but now he's coming public with it. Damn Bobby, your paper ain't right?

He Did What?!?!?

I guess being rich and owning your very own island comes with consequences. The Chief Minister of Turks & Caicos, Michael Misick, who is also the husband of actress Lisa Raye-Misick has been accused of rape. The alleged rape happened over a week ago in his home on the island that he shares with his wife. The woman is Lisa Raye's "friend" and reported it on the island before going back to the States and causing a ruckus. Damn, just when you thought it was safe.... here comes Little Miss "Damn Why U Tryna Stick Him For His Paper?" accusing your man of rape. Minister Misick has denied the rape and now U.S. Federal Authorities are looking into the matter. Lisa this would be a good time to hold your man down and perform your wifely duties (which I'm sure you have been).

Mariah Carey "Heat"

So this Mariah Carey song just "leaked" called "Heat", check it out:

I really like the song.... it sounds like the best thing on E=MC2 besides "Touch My Body", because "Migrate" ft. T-Pain and "That Chic U Like" sounds like hot ass and biscuit crumbs!

So I see leaking tracks is the new thing in the industry now. Gotta get the album out someway right? Well it sure does save a hell of a lot on promotion. SMH... "leak". Still, gotta love it!


WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!! Did she say: "Yout think I won't come out these heels and make it clear... boy I ain't the one. You think I won't put up my hair and take it there... boy I ain't the one"

Damn Mariah... first you gonna hunt him down and now this!

Bobby V Get's The Boot?

Bobby Valentino is no longer Disturbing The Peace, at least not with Luda. In a recent interview he stated that he was no longer signed with DTP or their distributor Def Jam. Of the move he says:
“The decision to leave [the label] was totally mine,” said Valentino. “I sat down with Ludacris and Chaka Zulu, and I explained to them that it was time for me to venture out on my own. They had no problem with it; they are cool with it, no beef at all."
Well good luck with that Bobby. His new single "Come With Me" is out now, go Limewire it. *chuckle*

Is It Because I'm Black?

So now tabloids are saying Beyonce and Jay-Z's wedding is not that big of a deal and will not sell covers because they're black. A tabloid source says: "We have a saying, 'Only Oprah.' Oprah is the only black celebrity big enough to put on our cover." While a top editor at another tabloid magazine says: "Eva Longoria can get $1 million for wedding photos, but without the expectation of cover sales, Beyoncé might have gotten as little as $250,000 if she had sold hers,". It seems racism is still alive and breathing in Hollywood. The last time I checked Beyonce & Jay-Z were one of the hottest couples in Hollywood- period and Beyonce is one of the top selling female artists out! In the words of Jay-Z "men lie, women lie, number's don't" so with that lets re-cap.
Mariah Carey (African-American and Caucasian; R&B) recently tied with Elvis for most number one singles, she is now 3 singles away from beating the Beatles.
Jay-Z (African-American; Hip-Hop) tied with Elvis for the most number one albums, he is now right behind The Beatles
Beyonce Knowles (African-American & Creole; R&B/Soul) the first black woman to grace Vanity Fair since Tina Turner. She was also the first female artist to shut the Grammy's down in '03 taking home 5 awards.... that has never been done before and hasn't been done since!
Oprah Winfrey (African-American).... need I say more?
Hip-Hop (the most underestimated genre of music).... started on a street corner in the Bronx and was put into the mainstream by Russell Simmons, is now a Billion dollar business that generates sales from records, clothing, movies and more

So to them I say.... KISS MY ASS and any other black Hollywood celeb that you seem to down play as if their not doing their thing. Get it together because we here to stay and we are raising the damn bar, but you don't see that though because now everyone has cataracts

So Now Everybody Wanna Target Whit?

One minute she's on top of the world, the next minute she's a drug addict, the minute after that she's divorced and dating a desperate R&B crooner and now she's a target? I just don't get people sometimes, always trying to bring a good woman down. I bet if Bobby Brown or Ray-J's career were going twice as good as her's, no one would have anything to say- period!

Who's Bright Idea Was This?

Who gave Lil Wayne this idea? Baby? His ex-wife Toya? His daughter Reginae?..... Superhead? I don't know who did but this ish needs to stop ASAP and I hope this is something some idiot did on Photo shop and accidentally sent in to Amazon.com

Girls Gone Wild

In non-fabulous news, Miss Nevada was dethroned a while ago when some VERY naughty photos of her were released to the public (she's the one in the red tank):








Damn... Flavor of Love isn't so bad after all!
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